1.
Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring
listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8.
Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. An
imaginative, romantic lover
Revised List (age 32):
1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head) 2. Opens
car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner 4.
Listens more than talks 5. Laughs at my jokes 6. Carries bags of
groceries with ease 7. Owns at least one tie 8. Appreciates a good
home-cooked meal 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries 10. Seeks
romance at least once a week
Revised List (age 42):
1. Not too ugly (bald head
OK) 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car 3. Works steady --
splurges on dinner out occasionally 4. Nods head when I'm talking 5.
Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 6. Is in good enough shape to
rearrange the furniture 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach 8.
Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids 9. Remembers to put the
toilet seat down 10. Shaves most weekends
Revised List (age 52):
1. Keeps hair in nose and
ears trimmed 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public 3. Doesn't borrow
money too often 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting 5.
Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times 6. Is in good enough shape
to get off couch on weekends 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh
underwear 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner 9. Remembers my name on
occasion 10. Shaves some weekends
Revised List (age 62):
1. Doesn't scare small children 2. Remembers where
bathroom is 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep 4. Only snores
lightly when asleep 5. Remembers why he's laughing 6. Is in good
enough shape to stand up by himself 7. Usually wears clothes 8.
Likes soft foods 9. Remembers where he left his teeth 10. Remembers
that it Is the weekend!
