Anyone who has read more than one thread at Townhall, knows the troll known as Robert, A.K.A. Wobbie the Wodent. Wobbie has claimed to be everything from a navy captain, to an aardvark inseminator. A search of the archives at the US patent office, shows us that Wobbie is also an Inventor! Here are his greatest inventions. The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered flashlight Submarine screen doors A book on how to read Inflatable dart boards Powdered water Pedal powered wheel chairs Water proof tea bags Watermelon seed sorter Zero proof Vodka Reusable ice cubes See through toilet tissue Skinless bananas Do it yourself roadmap And Finally, Wobbie's greatest invention. The Helicopter ejector seat