But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Hurry up! This room rents by the hour! Can you please pass me the remote control? Do you accept Visa? Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names. Smile, you're on Candid Camera! Do you get any premium movie channels? Try not to smear my make-up, will ya! But I just brushed my teeth... On second thought, let's turn off the lights. Did you know the ceiling needs painting? Did I remember to take my pill? But my cat always sleeps on that pillow.. What are you planning to make for breakfast? You're almost as good as my ex! Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed? Now I know why he/she dumped you... I have a confession... You can cook, too right? What are you planning to make for breakfast? And the worst thing to say on your wedding night, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ