We all say dumb things from time to time.
Problem is, if you are a celebrity,
There's a good chance that someone will be recording it!
Here's a bunch of celebrities with a bad case of
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Shields, said to demonstrate why she should become spokesperson for a federal antismoking campaign
"Are you any relation to your brother Marv?"
-Leon Wood, New Jersey Nets guard, to Steve Albert, Nets TV commentator
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass-- and I'm just the one to do it."
-A congressional candidate in Texas
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
-Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.
Wish -- To end all the killing in the world
Hobbies -- Hunting and fishing
-From personal statistics of California Angel Bryan Harvey, flashed on the scoreboard at Anaheim Stadium
"The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it's only the people who make them unsafe."
-Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia
"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are." ---Matt Lauer on NBC's Today Show, August 22
"After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school department is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post."
-Philip Streifer, superintendent of schools, Barrington Rhode Island
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer:"I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
---Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
---Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.
"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
---Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."
---David Dinkins, New York City Mayor,answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
---Former French President Charlie De Gaulle
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
-Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
---Former Vice-President Dan Quayle
"I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and members of the Senate."
-Former Vice-President Dan Quayle
And last but not least-a parting word from Dan Quayle: "I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix".