You get a card in the mail welcoming you to the "Blood of the Month Club" You develop a sudden hatred for Italian food. You find yourself "Casing" blood banks. You keep catching yourself lapsing into a "transylvanian" accent. You refuse to play poker because the "Stakes" are too high. You wake up hanging upside down from the light socket. Your husband/wife says you're a Real Pain in the Neck, (and Means it!) You can't stand the sight of a crucifix. (this may also be a sign that you're an A.C.L.U. member) Your landlord starts complaining that the coffin in your bedroom is ruining the carpet. And the Number 1 sign that you may be a Vampire.... You look at yourself in the mirror and there's no "yourself" looking back.