I have never understood
why anyone would
roast the turkey

and shuck the clams
and crisp the croutons
and shell the peas

and candy the sweets
and compote the cranberries
and bake the pies

and clear the table
and wash the dishes
and fall into bed

when they could sit back
and enjoy a hamburger.


~Tom T. Turkey ~







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