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Terms and Conditions
By signing up and actively using the totalripoffmails program you agree to all terms and conditions set forth in this agreement. totalripoffmails may, at any time, choose to edit, add and/or delete portions of this agreement and impose changes without prior notification of its members. Members will not be informed of any and all changes to this policy. If any modification is unacceptable to you, your only recourse is to bite our collective butt. Your continued participation in the totalripoffmails program following our posting of a change in policy notice or new agreement on our site will constitute binding acceptance to the change.And prove your're a moron.
Responsibility of Members:
You must be 65 years of age or older. Miners must have parental consent to participate in this program. Welders too. Our program is open to both US and International members, heck we even accept Aliens and is void where prohibited by local governing laws,(except Alpha Centauri). You agree to and must use your own name and email address in the sign-up process and may not assume a false identity.You may however wear a false nose. Any solicitation of advertisers for a confirmation email for purposes of receiving credit in your account will be grounds for immediate termination. (In other words, you'll be dragged out and Shot) You are solely responsible for any and all use of your totalripoffmails account. (hey someone has to be responsible, you were picked!) Should any instances of fraud, system abuse, or any type of activity deemed to be inappropriate or illegal by totalripoffmails be detected it may result in member termination and possible legal action. Any fraud perpetrated by the staff of totalripoffmails will be ignored. You agree to receive email advertising from totalripoffmails, limited to no more than three thousand or so per day. In the event your email account on file becomes closed or blocked for 7 (seven) or more minutes to messages from totalripoffmails your account will be terminated and you will forfeit all prior earnings, and your first born child. In the event your email account on file is full for 7 (seven) consecutive minutes your account will be terminated and you will forfeit all prior earnings, And you will have to run naked through the streets.
Relationship of the Parties:
You and totalripoffmails are independent contractors, and nothing in this Agreement creates any partnership, joint venture, agency, franchise, sales representative or employment relationship between you and totalripoffmails.In fact, we don't find you at all attractive, so stop stalking us already! You may not make any statement, whether on your site or otherwise, that would contradict anything in this section.(So keep your big yap shut!) You are solely responsible for the reporting and payment of any taxes for money earned while using the totalripoffmails program. (Yeah like we're really gonna pay you!)
Limitation of Liability:
totalripoffmails will not be liable for anything claimed on this site. We're also not liable if you dog piddles on the rug. Results may vary. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. Furthermore, totalripoffmails aggregate liability arising under this Agreement will not exceed the amount of a dollar two ninety eight.
Members may earn by receiving paid-emails and visiting the advertiser websites after they have entered their member ID in the area on the website provided by totalripoffmails.(Then again, they may Not) Members may earn by referring new members to the totalripoffmails program.(But it's not likely) Members will earn 1 dollar or more for each paid email they read, and click through.(Hey where did that come from?) Members will earn A percentage for each email read by their referrals as laid out in the referral structure. Members will be paid via whatever means we find most inconvenient for you. totalripoffmails will pay members when they request payment once they reach the minimum Payment threshold of $5,000, if we feel like it that day. Payments will be made in an installment basis of $1 per month for 5000 months. payment will be made within 830 days or a reasonable time after. Referral bonuses will not be paid till your referrals all reach the $5,000 minimum, and dance naked by the light of a full moon. The $150 signup bonus is only payable in Ground goat meat.
It's tasty when it's fried isn't it?