10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack 9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives it to you. 6. It's OK if the person you're with fantasizes that you are someone else, because well... you are. 5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy. 4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door. 3. Less guilt the morning after. 2. It doesn't matter if the kids hear ya moaning and groaning. And the No. 1 reason why trick or treating is better than sex is............. YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!