I'm writing to say what an excellent product you
have. I've used it all through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better than I
thought it was.
In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring lump of a husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was. One thing led to
another and somehow I ended up with a lot of blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.
I made a quick trip to the super market and purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative. To my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!
In fact, the stains came out so well the
detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered the prime suspect in the disappearance of my husband.
What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect.
I thank you, once again, for making such a great product.
Well, gotta' go. I have to write a letter to the
Hefty bag people.
