Today is my daughters 18th birthday.......
I'm so glad that this is my last ...-damn child support payment.
Month after month, year after year,
those ..-damn payments!
So I called my baby girl to come over to my house,
and when she got there, I said to her,
"Baby girl, I want you to take this last check
over to your mothers house and tell her
that this is the last damn check
she's ever going to get from me,
and I want you tell me the __expression on her face."
So my baby girl took the check over to her.
I was so anxious to hear what the b&%*$ had to say
and what her face looked like.
As my baby girl walked though the door, I said,
"Now what did she have to say?"
"She told me to tell you that you ain't my daddy..."