Today is my daughters 18th birthday....... I'm so glad that this is my last ...-damn child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those ..-damn payments! So I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your mothers house and tell her that this is the last damn check she's ever going to get from me, and I want you tell me the __expression on her face." So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was so anxious to hear what the b&%*$ had to say and what her face looked like. As my baby girl walked though the door, I said, "Now what did she have to say?" "She told me to tell you that you ain't my daddy..."