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Here are some state mottos that didn't quite make it.



Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity


Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat


Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother



Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It-Yet

Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids


Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...
Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good



Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn


Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos



Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
(For Most Tax Brackets)

Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes


Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber,
Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else



Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: Hookers and Poker!


New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!



New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets

New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right To An Attorney....

North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!


Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable



Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!



South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Texas: Si' Hablo Eng'les

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: Yep

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War?
We Didn't Actually Surrender



Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... and the sheep are scared




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