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Important Health Alert!

A serious new infection is sweeping across the Northern Hemisphere.



This infection causes one to find it impossible to stay indoors.
It causes hormone levels to rise in males
and it tends to put females into "Flirt Mode".

This infection affects, both adults, and children alike.

This infection is Not life threatening, but it could possibly
affect work production.