You can name everyone you graduated with.
You know what F.F.A. stands for.
You ever went to parties at a pasture,
barn,
or in the middle of a dirt road.
Your idea of a FUN weekend was riding around
parking lots
because that is where EVERYBODY was.
Your idea of an EXCITING weekend
was watching a Fight in the parking lot.
You ever went cow-tipping or snipe hunting.
School gets canceled for city,
county, or state events.
You were ever in the Homecoming parade.
You have ever gone Home for Homecoming.
Everyone thought it was really cool
to date
someone from the neighboring town.
You had senior skip day.
The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
You don't give directions by street names,
but instead, like this:
"Turn right by Mark's house,
go two blocks east past
Henderson's,
and it's four houses left of the track field."
The country club golf course had only 9 holes.
(and had Putt-Putt in it's name.)
You can't help but date a friend's ex-boyfriend/girlfriend.
The people in the city dress funny,
then your town
picks up on the trend a couple years later.
The football coach suggested that you haul hay
for the summer to get stronger.
The city council meets at the coffee shop.
You wore your "letter jacket" after your 19th birthday.
Directions are given using "the" stoplight as a reference.
You decide to walk somewhere for exercise
and 5 people pull over and ask if you need a ride.
Your teachers call you by your older siblings' names.
Your teachers remember when they taught your parents.
The closest Taco Bell or Burger King
is at least 30 miles away.
So is the closest shopping mall!
You have a good laugh reading this because
you know they're all true!
Then you forward it to everyone who lives in your town
(because you know them all)!!
