If wearing a "Kiss me I'm Irish" T-shirt, and drinking Green Beer
isn't enough to get the whole Irish exprience.
Practice these Irish sayings, so you can also Sound Irish!
May you always have walls for the winds,
a roof for the rain, teas beside the
laughter to cheer you, those you love near you,
And all your heart might desire!
May you be in Heaven a half hour before...
the devil knows your're dead!
May your blessings outnumber
The Shamrocks that grow,
And may trouble avoid you
Wherever you go.
There are many good reasons for drinking,
One has just entered my head.
If a man doesn't drink when he's living,
How in the hell can he drink when he's dead?
May the best day of your past
Be the worst day of your future.
May those who love us, love us
And those who don't love us,
May God turn their hearts
And if he can't turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles
So we will know them by their limping!
May you live to be a hundred years
With one extra to repent.
As you slide down the banister of life,
May the splinters never point in the wrong direction!
May your neighbors respect you,
Troubles neglect you,
The angels protect you,
And Heaven accept you