I Love My Job! Ilove my job, I love the pay. I love it more, and more each day. I love my boss, he is the best. I love his boss, and all the rest! I love my office, and its location. I hate to have to go on vacation! I love my furniture drab and grey, and piles of paper that grow all day. I think my job is really swell, there's nothing else I love so well. I love to work with all my peers, I love their jeers, and leers, and sneers. I love my computer, and its software. I hug it often, though it won't care. I love each program and every file. I'd love them more if they worked a while. I'm happy to be here, I am, I am. I'm the happiest slave of the firm I am. I love this work, I love these chores. I love the meetings with deadly bores. I love my job, I'll say it again. I even love those friendly men. Those friendly men who've come today, In clean white coats to take me away!