I Love My Job!

Ilove my job, I love the pay.
I love it more, and more each day.
I love my boss, he is the best.
I love his boss, and all the rest!

I love my office, and its location. I hate to have to go on vacation!
I love my furniture drab and grey, and piles of paper that grow all day.
I think my job is really swell, there's nothing else I love so well.

I love to work with all my peers, I love their jeers, and leers, and sneers.
I love my computer, and its software. I hug it often, though it won't care.
I love each program and every file. I'd love them more if they worked a while.

I'm happy to be here, I am, I am.
I'm the happiest slave of the firm I am.
I love this work, I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.

I love my job, I'll say it again.
I even love those friendly men.
Those friendly men who've come today,
In clean white coats to take me away!
