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In a London department store:
"BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS"

Hmm, I guess the Roof is in the basement.


Outside a secondhand shop:
"WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING -
BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC.
WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN"?

Wonder what I can get in exchange for for the kids!


In a Laundromat:
"AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:
PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT"

And when the lights go on, we'll be filming!



In an office:
"WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN"

That's just silly!


In another office:
"AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT
AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD"

Hope the draining board is big, Marvin's been getting kinda pudgy!


Spotted in a safari park:
"ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR"

Everyone else is free to roam about.


Notice in health food shop window:
"CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS"

Sounds about right!


Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT,
THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR"

If you have children and don't know it, Shame on you!


Notice in a farmer's field:
"THE FARMER ALLOWS HIKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE,
BUT THE BULL CHARGES"

How much?


Message on a leaflet:
"IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS"

I'm surprised they didn't tell 'em to Write for details!


On a repair shop door:
"WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.
(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)"

This guy's Good!


In a restroom
"TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW"

One word, Eeeeeew!



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