Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere.
Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group.
Republicans employ exterminators.
Democrats step on the bugs.
Democrats name their children after currently-popular
sports figures, politicians, and entertainers.
Republican children are named after their parents or grandparents,
according to where the money is.
Republicans tend to keep their shades drawn,
although there is seldom any reason why they should.
Democrats ought to, but don't.
Democrats give their worn-out clothes
to those less fortunate.
Republicans wear theirs.
Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper.
Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage.
Republicans consume three-fourths of all the rutabaga
produced in this country.
The remainder is thrown out.
Republicans sleep in twin beds--
some even in separate rooms.
That is why there are more Democrats.
Democrats keep trying to cut down on smoking
but are not successful.
Neither are Republicans.
Democrats eat the fish they catch.
Republicans hang them on the wall.
Republican boys date Democratic girls.
They plan to marry Republican girls,
but feel that they're entitled to a little fun first.
Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians, and eyebrows.
Democrats raise Airedales, kids, and taxes.