Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere. Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group. Republicans employ exterminators. Democrats step on the bugs. Democrats name their children after currently-popular sports figures, politicians, and entertainers. Republican children are named after their parents or grandparents, according to where the money is. Republicans tend to keep their shades drawn, although there is seldom any reason why they should. Democrats ought to, but don't. Democrats give their worn-out clothes to those less fortunate. Republicans wear theirs. Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage. Republicans consume three-fourths of all the rutabaga produced in this country. The remainder is thrown out. Republicans sleep in twin beds-- some even in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats. Democrats keep trying to cut down on smoking but are not successful. Neither are Republicans. Democrats eat the fish they catch. Republicans hang them on the wall. Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel that they're entitled to a little fun first. Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians, and eyebrows. Democrats raise Airedales, kids, and taxes. Finally, to clarify, A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person. The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and gave the homeless person fifty dollars. Now you understand the difference between Republicans and Democrats