How Many Republicans does it take to Change a Light Bulb?
Here's how it breaks down.
One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.
One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says
the light bulb needs to be changed.
One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.
One to tell the rest of the world that they are
either for changing light bulbs or for Darkness.
One to give a million dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for a new light bulb.
One to campaign on TV and at rallies
on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along.
One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor,
standing on a step ladder under the banner:
" Light Bulb Change Accomplished."
Ex-staffer to resign and write a book
documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark.
One to viciously smear #7.
And finally one to tell Americans how they're much better off in the dark.
How many Democrats does it Take?