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They don't all make it to the shelves.
Here are some new Valentine's Day cards
Rejected by Hallmark!


I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, but the thing
I like best, is getting you drunk.

Our love will never become cold and hollow, unless, one day,
you refuse to swallow.

This feels so good, it feels so right, I just wish it wasn't
$250 a night.

You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class, especially
when I'm spanking your a**!

Before I met you, my heart was so famished, but now I'm
fulfilled...SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

Through all the things that came to pass, our love has grown
...but so's your a**!

You're a honey, you're a cutie, I really just wish, you had
J-Lo's "booty".

I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny, so right to the
point, let's do it, I'm horny!

If you think that hickey looks like a blister, you should
check out the one that I gave to your sister!

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