Rejected Christmas Toys
Here are some toys for this holiday season,
That for one reason or another were rejected by the toy makers.
Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit
Jeffrey Dahmer Easy Bake oven (with cookbook)
Saddam Hussein home Chemistry set
Fart with me Elmo
Mr. Pyro fireman kit
(complete with lighter fluid and matches)
Doggy Dentistry set
Osama Bin Laden's "Junior Terrorist" kit
Pregnant Teenage Barbie
Ashliegh Simpson Karaoke machine
Michael Jackson sleepover set
John Kerry Flip Flops
"Learn about puberty" Chia Pet.
Junior Hacker "phishing" kit
And the worst new Christmas toy this year.
Do it yourself Thermonuclear bomb.