Rejected Christmas Toys
Here are some toys for this holiday season,
That for one reason or another were rejected by the toy makers.

Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit
Jeffrey Dahmer Easy Bake oven (with cookbook)
Saddam Hussein home Chemistry set

Fart with me Elmo
Switchblade Barney
Mr. Pyro fireman kit
(complete with lighter fluid and matches)

Baked-Beanie Babies
Doggy Dentistry set
Osama Bin Laden's "Junior Terrorist" kit

Pregnant Teenage Barbie
Ashliegh Simpson Karaoke machine
Michael Jackson sleepover set

John Kerry Flip Flops
"Learn about puberty" Chia Pet.
Junior Hacker "phishing" kit

And the worst new Christmas toy this year.
Do it yourself Thermonuclear bomb.
