Rednecks decide to go ice fishing. They wander out to find a nice ice patch to cut a
hole. As they cut the ice, they hear a booming voice from above say, "There are
no fish there!" They look at each other in a peculiar way
and pick up their gear.
They pick another spot and set down their gear.
They begin cutting the ice again when they hear the voice from above
say,"There are NO fish there!
One Redneck looks at the others
and says, "Ya know, I think that's God,and he's trying to tell us where
the fish are." So the three Rednecks move to another spot. As they begin
to cut again, they hear the voice from above say, "Listen! There Are NO Fish Here!