You open a fire-hydrant and Steam comes out!
During his 'on location broadcast',
the morning weatherman bursts into flames.
There are so many people in the city pool
that you can actually Walk on water!
You find yourself visiting people you don't really like
because they have Central Air.
The Dept. of Homeland Security raises the terror level to "Sticky"!
The Ice Cream truck now has an armed guard.
The kids' sandbox has turned to glass.
You need snowshoes to cross an asphalt parking lot without sinking.
You tie your shoes and break out in a sweat.
Michael Moore decides to make a new movie,
"Fahrenheit 101 and Muggy."
Even the Mirages have dried up!
You're glad you can fry an egg on the sidewalk,
because it's too damn hot to cook indoors.
Crime is down because all the bullets have melted.
If one more person asks, "Hot enough for you?"
you decide to set them on fire, then say,
"it is NOW!"
You catch yourself fantasizing about crawling into the freezer.
The trees are whistling for dogs!
Think cool thoughts, it'll be Fall soon!!