When you talk about Women
You should be Politically Correct......
She is not a Screamer or Moaner
She is Vocally Appreciative.
She is not Easy
She is Horizontally Accessible.
She is not a Babe or a Chick
She is a Breasted American.
She is not Dumb
She is a Detour Off The Information Superhighway.
She is not a Bleached Blonde
She is Peroxide Dependant.
She is not a Bad Cook
She is Microwave Compatible.
She is not Kinky
She is a Creative Caretaker.
She is not Conceited
She is Intimately Aware of her Best Qualities.
She does not Gain Weight
She is a Metabolic Underachiever.
She is not an Airhead
She is Reality Impaired.
She is not Horny
She is Sexually Focused.
She does not get Drunk or Tipsy
She gets Chemically Inconvenienced.
She does not have Breast Implants
She is Medically Enhanced.
She is not a Slut
She is Sexually Extroverted.
She does not Nag You
She becomes Verbally Repetitive.
She is not Half Naked
She is Wardrobe Impared.
She does not wear Too Much Jewelry
She is Metallically Overburdened.
She does not have Major League Hooters
She is Pectorally Superior.