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When you talk about Men
You should be Politically Correct......



He does not have a beer gut;
He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.


He is not stupid;
He suffers from MINIMAL CRANIAL DEVELOPMENT.


He is not a Dirty Old Man;
He is a APHRODISIACLLY ADVANCED SENIOR CITZEN.



He does not get lost;
He DISCOVERS ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.


He is not a cradle robber;
He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.


He does not get falling-down drunk;
He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.



He is not balding;
He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.


He isn't Unemployed;
He is CAREER CHALLENGED.


He isn't Crazy;
He is ALTERNATE REALITY DIRECTED.



He does not act like a total ass;
He develops a case of RECTAL CRANIAL INVERSION.


He is not short;
He is ANATOMICALLY COMPACT.


He is not unsophisticated;
He is SOCIALLY MALFORMED.



He does not eat like a pig;
He suffers from REVERSE ANOREXIA.


He does not hog the blankets;
He is THERMALLY UNAPPRECIATIVE.


He isn't Lazy;
He is MOTIVATIONALLY CHALLENGED.



He doesn't have a dirty mind;
He has INTROSPECTIVE PORNOGRAPHIC MOMENTS.


He is not afraid of commitment;
He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.


He's not Old;
He's CHRONOLOGICALLY ADVANCED.



And finally, He's not Dead;
He is METABOLICALLY CHALLENGED.




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