When you talk about Men
You should be Politically Correct......
He does not have a beer gut;
He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
He is not stupid;
He suffers from MINIMAL CRANIAL DEVELOPMENT.
He is not a Dirty Old Man;
He is a APHRODISIACLLY ADVANCED SENIOR CITZEN.
He does not get lost;
He DISCOVERS ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
He is not a cradle robber;
He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
He does not get falling-down drunk;
He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
He is not balding;
He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
He isn't Unemployed;
He is CAREER CHALLENGED.
He isn't Crazy;
He is ALTERNATE REALITY DIRECTED.
He does not act like a total ass;
He develops a case of RECTAL CRANIAL INVERSION.
He is not short;
He is ANATOMICALLY COMPACT.
He is not unsophisticated;
He is SOCIALLY MALFORMED.
He does not eat like a pig;
He suffers from REVERSE ANOREXIA.
He does not hog the blankets;
He is THERMALLY UNAPPRECIATIVE.
He isn't Lazy;
He is MOTIVATIONALLY CHALLENGED.
He doesn't have a dirty mind;
He has INTROSPECTIVE PORNOGRAPHIC MOMENTS.
He is not afraid of commitment;
He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
He's not Old;
He's CHRONOLOGICALLY ADVANCED.
He's not Dead;
He is METABOLICALLY CHALLENGED.