You spilled more food on you than the local soup kitchen dispenses.
Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life
Your after dinner moans are loud enough to signal Dr. Kevorkian.
The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out had 2 fishermen in it!
The potatoes you used set off another famine in Ireland.
You get grass stains on your butt after a walk, but never sat down.
Your "Big Elvis Super-Belt"
You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail.
You set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog Friday.
Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy.
A guest quotes a Biblical passage from
That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn.
Your wife wears a life jacket at night in your water bed.
You have 5 TV sets side-by-side to catch all the football games.
Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice.
You consider gluttony as your patriotic duty.
It looks like the left-overs are going last until Christmas.
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