During a funeral procession you weave back and forth
to get your tires in shape for the restart.
You call skid marks in your underwear a "Darlington Stripe."
You have ever had the number "3" tattooed anywhere on your body.
You think Richard Petty should be president.
you've ever spun out a car trying to pass it on the interstate,
and explained to the officer that "Rubbin' is Racin'!"
Your son took the race tire you have from Darrell Waltrip's car,
to school for show and tell.
Your mechanic has to remind your constantly that he's not your crew chief.
You make your shopping list based on sponsorships.
You've ever told a cop,"but officer I wasn't tailgating, I was drafting."
Whenever a traffic light turns green, in your head you hear
"Boogity, Boogity, Boogity, Let's go Racin' Boys!!!!"