It can buy a House
But not a Home
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It can buy a Bed
But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock
But not Time
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It can buy you a Book
But not Knowledge
It can buy you a Position
But not Respect
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It can buy you Medicine
But not Health
It can buy you Blood
But not Life
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It can buy you Sex
But not Love
So you see money isn't everything.
And it often causes pain and suffering.
I am sending you this message because I am your friend.
I care about you greatly and I do not want to see you in pain.
My Dear Friend...end your suffering now.
Send me all of your money and I will do your suffering for you!
I will pick up your burden and offer you relief from your pain.
Do it today and you will be Much Happier!
No need to thank me.
After all, what are friends for?
Cash and checks are accepted.
NO CREDIT CARDS, PLEASE!
Your Caring Friend,
Me
Send this to all your friends, and get
