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Men and Dogs!

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How Men, and Dogs are Alike!



Both take up too much space on the bed.

Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.

Both are threatened by their own kind.

Both mark their territory.

Both are bad at asking you questions.

Neither tells you what's bothering them.

The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.

Neither does any dishes.
(Licking the plates clean doesn't count guys!)

Both pass gas shamelessly.

Neither of them notices when you get your hair cut.

Both are suspicious of the postman.

Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.

Neither understands what you see in cats.


Why Dogs are Better than Men!


Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

Dogs miss you when you're gone.

Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.

Dogs don't criticize your friends.

Dogs admit when they're jealous.

Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

Dogs do not play games with you, except fetch
(and they don't laugh at how you throw!).

Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.

You can train a dog.

Dogs are easy to buy for.

You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.

The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.

Dogs understand what NO means.

Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.

Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.

Dogs admit it when they're lost.

Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.

Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

Why Men are better than Dogs!



Men only have two feet that track in mud.

Men can buy you presents.
(That doesn't mean they will!)

Men don't drink from the toilet.
(At least most of 'em don't!)

Men don't have to play with every man they see when you take them for a walk.

Men are a little bit more subtle.
(a little Bit)

Dogs have dog breath all the time, Men only have it sometimes!

Men don't shed as much, and if they do, they tend to hide it!

And Finally....(Drum Roll Please...)




If a Man goes to the bathroom in the house, it's a Good Thing!


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