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What Not to Say while Hanging Up the Christmas Lights



Things Not To Say When Hanging The Lights


Did you know that hanging lights on a Christmas tree is one of
the three most stressful situations in an on-going relationship?

Psychiatrists claim the other two danger zones are teaching your
mate to drive and wallpapering. They are rarely wrong on these
things. We rush to print with an emergency prompt list of Things
Not To Say When Hanging Lights on the Christmas Tree.



"You've got two red lights right next to each other, dummy.
You're supposed to go yellow, green, red, blue, not yellow,
red, red, green, blue..."

"Up a little higher. You can reach it. Go on, try."

"What the hell do you do to these lights when you put them
away every year? Tie them in knot?"


"Give me that!"

"If you're not going to do it right, don't do it at all.

Don't just throw them on, like you do the icicles.
You're worse than your father."

"Come away from that aluminum ladder, kids.
I'm going to fry that sucker."


"You've got the whole thing on the tree upside-down.
The electric pluggee thing should be down here at the bottom, not up at the top."

"I don't care if you have found another two strings, I'm done!"

"You've just wound 'em around and around
I thought we agreed it shouldn't look like a spiral this year?"


"Have you been drinking?"

"Where's the cat?"




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