Let's face it, The electric company loves to raise our rates,
and there isn't a whole lot we can do about it.
It's not like you can just switch companies.
Don't be surprised if you someday get a letter just like this!
Dear Electric Customer,
Just a little note to let you know we understand your anger in the recent price hike. But it should be noted that you have no choice. We are a big company and you will pay what we tell you. You are just a lowly "Consumer". We have the power, you need the power. So sad, too bad. Sucks to be you. We have enclosed a little picture to help outline our response.
Have a nice day and keep those checks coming, folks!