Let's face it, The Internenet can make you fat!
(Well all the junk food and Soda pop don't help)
Here at FunDMental, we decided it was time someone did something!
Our simple exercise program will have you slim and trim in No-Time!
** ALWAYS CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE STARTING ANY EXERCISE PROGRAM. **
This may be too strenuous for some.
To begin your exercise program, Scroll Down!
If you are going to try cross-country
skiing, start with a small country.
I like long walks, especially when they are
taken by people who annoy me.
The advantage of exercising every day
is that you die healthier.
I have to exercise early in the morning
before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately
my stomach covers them.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
you have to show up.
I don't exercise at all.
If God meant us to touch our toes,
he would have put them further up our body.
The only reason I would take up exercising
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
Now Scroll Back Up!!
Feel the Burn?