How to impress a woman: Compliment her, cuddle her, caress her, love her, stroke her, kiss her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, please her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, dance with her, listen to her, buy things for her, care for her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her. How to impress a man: Show up naked. Bring beer.