Federal Aviation Administration
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington DC. 20591
Dear Sirs,
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet.
Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women, we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers.
Muslim extremists would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked
woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman.
Hijackings would end and the airline industry would have record sales.
