If your wrist watch has more computing power than the space shuttle
If you introduce your wife as "mylady@home.wife"
If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner
If you look forward to Christmas only to put together the kids' toys
If you have used coat hangers and duct tape for
something other than
hanging coats and taping ducts
If your idea of a fun evening consists of fast-forwarding through the
latest sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies
If you don't even know where the cover to your personal computer is
If you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven
If you know the direction the water swirls when you flush
If you ever burned down the gymnasium with your Science Fair project
If you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance
If you have ever purchased an electronic appliance "as-is"
If you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it
If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile
tires
If you have a functioning home copier machine,
but every toaster you own
turns bread into charcoal
If you have more toys than your kids
If you need a checklist to turn on the TV
If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work
If your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight
If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary
If you can type 70 words a minute but can't read your own handwriting
If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life
If you spend more on your home computer than your car
If you know what http:/ Really stands for
If your lap-top computer costs more than your car
