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Virtually anyone can be a Democrat.
Just simply quit thinking and vote that way.
But if you want to be a GOOD Democrat,
there are some prerequisites.



Consider the list below to see how you rate.


You have to believe the AIDS virus
is spread by a lack of federal funding.

You have to believe that self-esteem is more important
than actually doing something to earn it.

You have to believe that the same teacher
who can't teach 4th graders how to read
is somehow qualified to teach
those same kids about sex.


You have to believe that guns,
in the hands of law-abiding Americans,
are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology,
in the hands of Chinese communists.

You have to believe that there was
no art before Federal funding.

You have to believe that global temperatures are
less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate,
and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.


You have to be against capital punishment
but support abortion on demand.

You have to believe that businesses create oppression
and governments create prosperity.

You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature,
but loony activists from Seattle do.


You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.

You have to believe that standardized tests are racist,
but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.

You have to believe that taxes are too low,
but ATM fees are too high.


You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady.

You have to believe that parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality
should be constitutionally protected
and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

You have to believe the NRA is bad,
because it supports certain parts of the Constitution,
while the ACLU is good,
because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.


You have to believe that the only reason communism
hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried,
is because the right people haven't been in charge.






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