You've heard people say it before,
"Hey, It could be Worse!"
It Could be worse!
Here are some examples!
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad : You can't find your birth control pills
Worse: Your daughter borrowed them.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Worse: You're in them.
Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad : He's a crossdresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.
Good: Your son's finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Worse: So are you.
Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer.
Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Worse: With corrections.
Good: You came home for a quickie
Bad: The mailman had the same idea
Worse: You're 5th in line.
Good: The Mailman's early
Bad: He's wearing army fatigues and carrying an AK47
Worse: You gave him nothing for Christmas last year!!