10. "Are those breasts real?"
9. "Wanna go back to my place and get sauced?"
8. "Have you lost weight or
did they start carving you already?"
7. "Fancy a pluck?"
6. "I did my share of flocking around when I was younger,
but now it's time to settle down, not lose my head,
and find a hen who wants me for more than my pecker."
5. "It takes me four and a half hours to really get cookin'.'"
4. "Aren't you tired of being cooped up here?"
3. "Hey baby, wanna help me get the juice out of my baster?"
Really, I'm gonna die Thursday!"
And the number one turkey pick up line is...
1. "Is that your pop-up timer, or are you just happy to see me?"