10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little
something in the sack
9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes
and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who
gives it to you.
6. It's OK if the person you're with
fantasizes that you are someone else,
because well... you are.
5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't like what you get, you can
always go next door.
3. Less guilt the morning after.
2. It doesn't matter if the kids hear ya
moaning and groaning.
And the No. 1 reason why
trick or treating is better than
YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!