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The Truth about
Cats!!

Things You Should Know About Cats:

Cats have the simplest of taste - the best will suffice.

A cat's favorite game is: "Hah! Made you look!"

Cats know all the sunny places.

Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.

Cats have fur coats because they look silly in raincoats.

Cats are living proof that eating and sleeping all day isnít all bad.

Cats teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

Traits we despise in people, we prize as virtues in cats.

Cats aren't as dignified as people say they are. Ever watched a cat clean its privates?

Cats arenít clean, theyíre just covered with cat spit.

Cats are good for dusting high places.

An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.

You don't own your cat. The cat owns you. And the cat owns the house. You just pay the mortgage.

Cats have their own lives; get on with yours.

Men donít like cats because cats are cooler than they are.

A cat's worst enemy is a closed door.

And finally,

Someone once said: "He who doesnít like cats doesnít like pets smarter than he." But cats arenít that intelligent. They just THINK they are.




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