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Gobbler said, "Doctor, help me! I can't stop acting like a turkey!"
"I see," said the doctor. "How long have you had this problem?"
"Let me think a second. Mom laid the egg in 1954..."

What key has legs and can't open doors?
A Turkey.

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!


If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!

If the Pilgrims were alive today,
what would they be most famous for?
Their AGE

Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.


Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language

What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called?
Turkey feathers

What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot


Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes - a building can't jump at all

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving

How can you make a turkey float?
You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer,
and 1 turkey!


What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside

Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam!


And the Cheesiest Thanksgiving joke of all....

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play


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