It says: "Press Any Key"


It means: "Press any key you like but I'm not doing Anything!"

It says: "Press A Key"


This one's a programmers joke. Nothing happens unless
you press the "A" key.

It says: "Fatal Error. Please contact technical support
quoting error no. 1A4-34562756A345OW"


It means: "... where you will be kept on hold for 10 minutes,
only to be told that it's a hardware problem."

It says: "Installing program to C:\...."


It means: "... And I'll also be writing a few files into c:\windows
and c:\windows\system where you'll NEVER find them."

It says: "Please insert disk 11"


It means: "Because I know darn well there are only 10 disks."

It says: "Not enough memory"


It means: "I don't CARE if you've got 128MB of RAM,
I want to use the bit below 640K."

It says: "Cannot read from drive D:...."


It means: "... However, if you put the CD in right side up..."

It says: "Please Wait...."


It means: "... and wait, and wait, and wait....."

It says: "Directory does not exist...."


It means: ".... AnyMore! oops!"

It says: "The application caused an error. Choose Ignore or Close."


It means: "....Makes no difference to me, you're still not
getting your work back!"