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Some scholars recently claimed that according to Nostrodamus,
the world was supposed to end on Aug 22 2006.

Of course, the world didn't really end.
But we wondered, If it had, how would the media cover it?

It would probably look something like this:



First, the TV networks

CNN:
TONIGHT ON LARRY KING,
HOW WILL ARMAGEDDON AFFECT TOM CRUISES' FUTURE PLANS?

MTV:
BRITNEY SPEARS CANCELS TOUR.

E!:
JOAN AND MELISSA HOST THE BIGGEST "RED CARPET" EVENT EVER!!


Headline News:
TONIGHT ON NANCY GRACE,
"THE GRIM REAPER, CIVIL SERVANT, OR MASS MURDERER?"

Discovery Channel:
TONIGHT ON AMERICAN CHOPPER, THE APOCALYPSE BIKE.


HGTV:
MAKE YOUR HOME ARMAGEDDON PROOF

ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, et al...:
BUSH DID IT!!!!!


FOX news:
ARMAGEDDON?
WE REPORT, YOU DECIDE


And the Print Media


USA Today:
WE'RE DEAD

The New York Times:
ALL U.S. SECRETS REVEALED!


The Wall Street Journal:
DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS

National Enquirer:
O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN


Microsoft Systems Journal:
WINDOWS VISTA RELEASE DELAYED AGAIN.

Victoria's Secret Catalog:
OUR FINAL SALE

Playboy:
GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE


Sports Illustrated:
GAME OVER

Wired:
THE LAST NEW THING

Rolling Stone:
THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR


Inc. magazine:
TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE

Discover Magazine:
HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT
AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?

Microsoft's Web Site:
IF YOU DIDN'T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE,
DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE.


TV Guide:
DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!

Lady's Home Journal:
LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!

America Online:
SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.


Readers Digest:
'BYE

High Times:
Huh??



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