Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering:
"Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask:
"Got enough air in there?"
Meow occasionally.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,
without getting off.
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the
doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake
and ask them to call you Admiral. (Wear an Army Helmet)
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then
announce:
"I've got new socks on!"
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back:
"Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!"
Announce in a demonic voice:
"I must find a more suitable host body."
Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce,
"You're one of THEM!"
and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Walk on with a cooler that says "HUMAN HEAD" on the side.
Wear a puppet on your hand and
talk to other passengers "through" it.
Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to
the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
And Finally,
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator.
Wear yours upside-down.
