How many Democrats does it take to Change a Lightbulb?
Here's how it breaks down,
15 spin doctors to put the best light on it.
14 congressmen to appear on the Sunday morning news shows
Saying the bulb needs to turn in a New Direction.
8 Democratic Srategists to blame the Bush administration.
9 Hollywood stars to call for more research into Alternative Lighting Sources.
4 Major news anchors to call the Republicans mean-spirited.
243 children to stand behind Hillary Clinton
as she explains the impact of burned-out bulbs on our children
and how the mean-spirited Republicans
want our children to grow up in darkness.
1 former First Lady to say that
changing the light bulb takes a village.
103 US Representatives to tell us that only Washington D.C.
really knows how to change a light bulb.
1 ex-President to tell us that he feels our darkness
and how his wife has 18 new federal programs to prevent burned-out light bulbs,
and that he has vivid memories of black light bulbs burning out
during his childhood in Arkansas, When he Didn't inhale.
2 advisors to devise a tax on those who are unfairly able
to change their own light bulbs.
1 Intern to take the light bulb, and, umm, uh, never mind.
1 campaign advisor to recommend the use of red light bulbs.
1 ex-Vice President to inform us of the environmental impact
of changing a warm light bulb.
5,000 Bureaucrats to make sure that the bulb is changed correctly,
doesn't offend anyone,
doesn't impact the environment,
doesn't unfairly benefit one group,
doesn't harm anyone during the installation,
and is up to 1947 specifications for "Glass clad lighting units (1ea.)".
How many Republicans does it Take?