"Shut up! I can't hear the race."
"Whoa! No more beer for me, fellas."
"These are even better seats than we had for
"Lord of the Dance"!"
"My goodness, this is a splendid Merlot!"
"I'd much rather play a quiet game of croquet"
"Hey, you with the big boobs, out of the way!
We're trying to watch a race here!"
"Jeeves, please retrieve the Wall Street Journal from my attaché case,
then fetch me some clotted cream for my scone."
"None for me, thanks. That Skoal stuff ruins your teeth."
"What a coincidence, Hank, all my friends are boycotting Hooters, too!"
And the number one thing you'll never hear at the Daytona 500...
"...And now, singing our national anthem,
world-famous recording artist Boy George!"