Arbitrator:
a cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's
Asphalt:
rectum trouble
Baloney:
where some hemlines fall
Avoidable:
what a bullfighter tries to do
Bernadette:
the act of torching a mortgage
Control:
a short, ugly inmate
Counterfeiters:
workers who put kitchen cabinets together
Burglarize:
what a crook sees with
Eclipse:
what an English barber does for a living
Eyedropper:
a clumsy ophthalmologist
Left bank:
what the robber did when his bag was full of loot
Heroes:
what a guy in a boat does
Paradox:
two physicians
Parasites:
what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
Pharmacist:
a helper on the farm
Polarize:
what penguins see with
Relief:
what trees do in the spring
Rubberneck:
what you do to relax your wife
Seamstress:
describes 200 pounds in a size two
Primate:
removing your spouse from in front of the TV
Selfish:
what the owner of a seafood store does
Subdued:
a guy that works on one of those submarines
Sudafed:
bringing litigation against a government official
