1) Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when you're in the darn box all day! 2) Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind you. 3) Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire. 4) That nagging feeling that if you just press the right button, you will get a piece of cheese. 5) Lack of roof rafters for the noose. 6) Your walls are too close together for your hammock to work right. 7) Women: Darned near impossible to adjust your bra or slip without comments. Men: Co-workers tend to stare when you take your pants off. 8) 23 power cords, 1 outlet. 9) Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds. 10) When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me. 11) Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.