An elderly man walked into a confessional booth.
Where the following conversation ensued:
Man: "I am 82 years old, and have a wonderful
wife of 60 years, many children, grandchildren,
and great grandchildren.
Yesterday, I picked up
two college girls hitchhiking.
For some reason,
they thought I was kind of interesting.
led to another, and we ended up at a motel,
I had sex with each of them twice."
Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
Man: "What sins?"
Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
Man: "I'm Jewish."
Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
Man: "I'm telling everybody."