With chocolate, size doesn't matter.
"If you love me, you'll swallow" has real meaning with chocolate.
Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
Two People of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
If you bite the nuts too hard, the chocolate won't really mind.
You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during
working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
You can have chocolate any time of the month.
Good chocolate is easy to find.
Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
When you have chocolate it does not keep the neighbors awake.
You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
The Best Reason...
You can GET chocolate!!!!
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