You know, by heart, the words to any "Weird" Al Yankovic song.
You remember Friday Night Videos.
A predominant color in your childhood photos is "plaid".
You see teenagers today wearing clothes that show up in those childhood photos,
and they still look bad.
Three words: "Atari", "Intellivision", and "Coleco".
In high school, you and all your friends made a pact
to get together again at the end of the century
and play "1999" by Prince over and over again.
You remember when music that was labeled "Alternative" really was.
You ever wanted to be on Star Search.
You wore a banana clip at some point in your youth.
You know the words to McDonald's "Big Mac" song.
Schoolhouse Rock played a huge part in
how you learned the English language.
You ever owned one of those embarrassing crimping irons.
You used to think that all the gold chains on Mr. T actually looked kinda cool.
The phrase "Where's the beef?" still doubles you over with laughter.
You ever wanted to be gagged with a spoon.
When someone mentions two consecutive days of the week,
the Happy Days theme is stuck in your head for hours.
You know who shot J.R.
You know what "psych" means.
You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off".
You know what Willis was "talkin' 'bout".
You HAD to have your MTV.
You know who Fat Albert is.
You believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you had the power!"
You thought Transformers were more than meets the eye.
You remember the Garbage Pail Kids.
You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be driving "Flying Cars".
(Yeah! I want my Flying Car!)
You could breakdance, or wish you could.
You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunch box.
You know what leg warmers are.
You had a Swatch Watch with a Swatch Guard.
You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
You had Wonder Woman or Superman underoos.
You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female Smurf.
You remember what life was like before the internet.